Cat-astrophe

I came across this video on the web, and sat in stunned silence as I watched. There were so many disturbing things about it, that I was compelled to write a letter.

Dear Completely Insane Russian Lady,

As a fellow cat owner, I wanted to write and offer you a few tips that I've found helpful over the years. Number one - cats, unlike chickens, do not generally like to have their food thrown AT them, by the handful. Number two - if you have to use the word "herd" to describe the number of pets you own, it might be time to seek help. Number three - I'd be 'fe-lyin' if I told you that containing 130 cats in a 12x12 room was a good idea. You're creating an environment ripe for drug use and gang-like activity. Just one dime-bag of catnip would cause things to get pretty wack up in yo hizzle. Number four - I couldn't help but notice the tiny plastic chairs in the room. I am hopeful that the cats were not forced to devour a classroom of kindergarteners. Number five - All the pine-scented air fresheners in the world cannot mask the fact that your house smells like cat pee, desperate loneliness, and crazy. I hope that you have an understanding landlord.

Here's a follow-up interview with the Cat Lady herself. I laughed out loud when the camera cut to the reporter, who was literally covered in cats.: