My employees surprised me today with an early birthday gift. I got called into the conference room for a "meeting," only to find my entire staff there with a gag gift basket full of Bubba's Day Spa products. We all make fun of the fact that I manage a magazine called, "American Trucker" - hence the Redneck theme.I received: a toilet brush ("exfoliator"), WD-4o ("moisturizer"), Pam cooking spray ("tanning cream"), a FIVE-pack of beer (one bottle was empty), an industrial sponge ("loofah"), duct tape ("leg waxer"), peroxide ("hair dye"), Alka-Seltzer ("portable spa jets"), a stick with some sandpaper glued to it ("pumice stone"), and a car air freshener ("aromatherapy"). Oh, and some beef jerky was thrown in there as a snack...after all, ripping out your leg hair with duct tape really works up an appetite!
It was really funny, and it makes me appreciate the fact that I work with such a humorous bunch of nutjobs. I should note that they also threw in a $200 gift certificate to a "real" spa! Yahoo!
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